Last night, Lowell Was Right - A Very Different Now escaped into the wild. She had been contained past the proper point of release, and it was time to allow her to escape, where she can live the rest of her short life in something approaching freedom before she expires, unnoticed, in the leaf litter of the vast forest of words that is the internet. She is feeble and toothless, and if you should chance to see her, gently avert your gaze until she passes. She cannot possibly harm anyone in her state - her fiercest onslaught consisting of gumming at one's ankles. Take pity, and hide your eyes, and do not mark her wandering path to her inevitable, obscure death.