Leaving for work this morning, I noticed two people digging up the nearest fire hydrant. Next to them was parked a van with the name HydraTech proudly displayed. Dammit S.H.I.E.L.D.! You said they'd never find me! Now what do I do? Move out? I need a new identity PRONTO!
At least it's not one of those damn NSA white panel vans. They have like 15,000 of those things sitting in their great big parking lot. Though I do wonder when a junior NSA agent gets the keys to a van, how long it takes them find their van.
ReplyDeleteI can see them all leaving at the end of their workday, clicking the 'honk horn' button simultaneously to find their van. It would sounds like the mother of all geese flights! :D
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